blue ink

A higly unprofessional colour of ink that is ugly to look at and terrible to doodle with. It should be banned.
Damnit Alison, stop using that crappy walking stick, its as bad as blue ink!
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.
Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"
by shoesrbad March 26, 2003
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french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.
Je suis Francais! (I am french)
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.
by ShoesRBad March 22, 2003
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tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"
After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"
by ShoesRBad April 16, 2003
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Maginot Line

A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.
You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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Head

The top most segment of the body of a human, also found in other mammals. This stores the brain and eyes and the face in general. Note: this is also the end of a penis, this also stores all thinking capacity for men.
Hey just take your head out of your pants Jim. No not that one! Damnit!
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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