dick disease 

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

dick disease by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009

Old man short dick disease 

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

Old man short dick disease by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

Big dick disease 

Koen.

Did you hear? Koen has big dick disease.

Big dick disease by Hikoenitsmeelena November 2, 2019

Dirty dick disease 

DDD for short. Occurs when one cares too much about pussy and sticks his dick in whatever he can. He will surely take your leftovers. Actually, that’s what he prefers.

#dirty dick disease #buddyfucker

Dirty dick disease by Connectingdots December 11, 2019

dirty dick disease 

It is what you get if you have slept with over 30 women.DDD

Man i bet that guy has a bad case of the Dirty Dick Disease.
My friend has some bad DDD

dirty dick disease by C MART December 28, 2005

small dick disease

When your dick is so small your not sure if your a man or woman.

I can't believe Sam was diagnosed with Small dick disease ! (SDD)

small dick disease by Thecrippletron June 22, 2016

Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

When you smell like dick cheese you have the dick cheese disease aka the (Aj Disease).

Aj got the Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease) by nomiranda March 28, 2021