dick in 

a form of control, domination, or staking claim

I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.

There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.

When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.

Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.

Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.

dick in by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Dick in the Butt Syndrome 

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.

Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

Dick in the Butt Syndrome by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016

dick in a box 

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

dick in a box by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

Dick in my hand 

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.

Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"

Dick in my hand by Holden5986 December 18, 2012

Dick in Your Hand 

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

Dick in Your Hand by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Dick in a Jar 

A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.

Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?

Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.

Dick in a Jar by Pavlov's Cat February 20, 2011