What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.
Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box
A really sick and twisted movie about two college kids that go to Europe looking for a good time using legal drugs and having sex with loose women, but unfortunately they find themselves in a house of pure macabre and torture. They are tortured so badly that death would be sweet release.
guy 1: yo dude you wanna go see that new movie hostel?
guy 2: hell no
guy 1: why not?
guy 2: because that movie puts rape and torture on a pedastal and glorifies it.
guy 1: aw cmon man its just a horror movie
guy 2: no it's not my friend, a horror movie uses blood and gore to aid the plot or enhance it, in this movie blood and gore is the plot. this is nothing more than a snuff film.
guy 1: whatever man see ya.
The best fucking company by and for minitruckers! It is owned and operated by Jason Thorbecke with help from his brothers Adam and Luke. They are located in Francisco Indiana. They sell everything from sheetmetal to complete air ride suspension setups. If you need parts for your mini look no further.
noob: hey i want to make my truck lay frame where should i buy my parts from?
educated person: duh Suicidedoors of course.
noob: thank you for showing me the light.
educated person: no problem my young friend.
A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.
Guy 1: you heard about Bob?
Guy 2: nah what happened?
Guy 1: he thinks the grass is greener on the other side.
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: he's a fence jumper.
Guy 2: ah yeah that's a shame.
A term that was used to describe Vietnam soldiers returning home, and unsuprisingly has been used on returning soldiers during the current Iraq/Afghanistan conflict. The ironic thing about this is the fact that those who call our brave men and women military personnel "baby killers" are liberals and Democrats, the same people that believe in pro choice aka abortion. Correct me if I am wrong but isn't abortion the act of killing an unborn baby? Hypocrisy knows no bounds it seems.
soldier returning home from Iraq: man it's good to be home where people appreciate us.
random dumbass liberal: you baby killers need to leave Iraq now!!
soldier: doesn't your shirt say "i'm pro choice"
soldier: that's what i thought. have a nice day.