diagram 

Not a drawing (Non Tester's- please note)

Scotty: I am confused, when I was trying to create a architecture diagram in visio, the new instance created was called "Drawing"
AmazingTester: Thats ok, Visio was created by Microsoft, and you cannot expect them to understand the difference between diagram and drawing.

Scotty: Oh Thank You Awesome Tester, you are truly awesome.

diagram by AmazingTester September 20, 2013

electron volt diagram 

A retards terminology for refering to an Electron DOT diagram.

"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."

electron volt diagram by sweetsugargurl November 12, 2009

venn diagram nipples 

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.

*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples

venn diagram nipples by Dogfood11 April 5, 2017

Venn Diagram 

Venn Diagram - n/v - A sexual act involving five people, two of whom are men, and three of whom are women.

In a venn diagram, each of the men has one girl to himself. The remaining girl is shared amongst the two men, and is represented as the overlapping region of the venn diagram.

John and Chris: "Hey ladies, want to come back to our place and Venn Diagram?"

Stacey, Jane and Amy: "Sounds like an orgy baby...yeah, count us in."

Amy: "Shotgun being the overlapping region. I love double penetration."

Venn Diagram by urmomma42 March 9, 2006

ER Diagram 

A diagram model used in database planning.

See Wikipedia / Entity-relationship_model

This ER Diagram is a real pain in the ass.

ER Diagram by Nevermind Netherlands September 13, 2007

A plot Diagram 

A plot Diagram is a diagram that organizes the plot of a movie/book to insure that the person understands the plot.

Kenyon- There are only tits in American Pie the naked mile and I don't understand the plot of this movie.

Ethan- but are you filling out your plot diagram

Clayton- A plot Diagram is a diagram that organizes the plot of a movie/book to insure that the person understands the plot.

A plot Diagram by 420M@n360FU March 15, 2019

Venn Diagram 

A large butt of a woman or man, that can be seen from a distance of more than 50 feet away and has very defined buttocks.

Jared: "Aww man, I was at the mall's food court yesterday, and I saw this chick with a huge Venn Diagram. I almost spilled my Pepsi."

Mark: "Damn. You get her number?"

Jared: "Nah, but she let me slap it a few times while her boyfriend was ordering hot dogs."

Mark: "Sweet. You know, your girlfriend has quite the venn diagram too."

Jared: "What?"

Mark: "Hmm?"

Venn Diagram by xXSunny DXx September 5, 2010