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Diabestos 

A disease occurring when the elderly can't control their substance abuse and consume too much sugar and asbestos.
My diabestos is flaring up again.
Diabestos by trollinghard101 February 27, 2019
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diabesity 

The unfortunate combination of obesity and diabetes. Also called "odiabesity."
Too many chocolate covered potato chips can lead to diabesity.

Deep-fried Oreos are common risk factors for the medical condition known as diabesity.
diabesity by Seth Red-Pen November 9, 2013

Diabesity 

The word used to describe a person that has eaten so much they ballooned into obesity and screwed their pancreas over so they got diabetes.
Gil: How was the store?
John: some fat fucker crashed his mobility scooter into me whilst complaining about his diabetes on the phone.

Gil: The diabesity is strong with this one
Diabesity by Butter-cup November 28, 2014

diabesity 

Also diabecity: diabetes-related obesity.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
Watch out from diabesity and drink lotsa coffee: it's the perfect fat-burner.

Diabesity 

Diabetic obesity and the drugs used to control diabetes have become the windfall for big pharma in the early 2020s.
I guess that diabesity thing is real, the ads are all over the place featuring fat people dancing and celebrating.
Diabesity by jmacofearth September 5, 2023

diabastrous 

A state of utter hopelessness and despair that transcends normal adjectives and requires a combination of "diabolical", "bastard" and "horrendous" in order to fairly describe one's mental or physical state; existential dread on a scale that combines fear, self-loathing, physical pain and nausea
I made the mistake of doing absinthe eyeball shots with Nicole last night. I woke up having soiled myself, hugging the toilet, feeling truly diabastrous
diabastrous by CHMr_chizMr_chiz August 23, 2017