detrek

Detrek......likes arguing but doesnt like to be wrong
He is very funny when he wants to be
HE sticks up for his friends
He is always mean coming from him
he doesnt like to be wrong.
..........................................................written by HIM

dETREK IS AN ASS

by anonymous March 13, 2018

Detrek

A chalant 6'5" king who doesn't judge anyone and is really easy to get along with.

Man I miss Detrek

by JPOEMAMMA September 29, 2025

Papa Derek

A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020

Derek Bum

A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!

by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020

Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

Deerek

Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.

Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'

by Sparc Mac Community May 23, 2023

Derek Smart

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!

Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!

by Sue Me February 20, 2005