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When you are railed from behind by a guy who is named Derek.
"Damn, last night I got Derek'd.
Derek'd by Father is here September 17, 2021
Derek is a very kind and loving person. EVERYONE needs a Derek in their life. You can tell anything to him without feeling judged and he’ll be honest with what he says to you. He gives great advice , sometimes it’s too straight up. He’s always there for you no matter what. I love Derek he is the best person i’ve ever met in my life and I never want to lose him :)

~ C
person - “ hey Derek D can I talk to you about something serious ?”

Derek D - “ yeah what’s up you know i’m here for you always ?”
Derek D by Monkey ! March 26, 2023
To non-consensually make love with a woman
You: “Bro I just Derek’d some rando shawty last night”
Friend: “BRO NO WAY!! On jit”?
You: “Yes”
Derek’d by Deez4262 January 25, 2022

derek diamond

A british band that writes and performs very bad songs.

Any band that has a singer that cannot hit notes or sing, or a guitarist/pianist that cannot play their instrument. Generally badly dressed.
That gig was so bad, it was worse than a derek diamond.

My head is really killing today, i feel rougher than derek diamond.
derek diamond by John Ainsley July 12, 2006

Derek Dumper 

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.
Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”
Derek Dumper by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020

Derek Dumper 

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.
Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”
Derek Dumper by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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