destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.

husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"

by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008

destructions

A step-by-step guide to destroy something.

You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.

by Richard Hundhausen January 23, 2005

destruct

(verb) Similar to destroy, except much more painful.

I will destruct you!!!!!

by Bob882 October 21, 2004

Destruction

Thrash metal band from Germany formed in 1982. Considered to be part of the unholy triumvirate of German thrash alongside Sodom and Kreator.

Destruction are a very underrated thrash metal band.

by Monster Hesh January 01, 2009

Destructive

Destroying stuff in a frenzy of rage.

Destructive, as in: I’ll break your stuff in a frenzy of rage.

by TheRopes January 29, 2021

Destruction

When you are beyond hammered and or shitfaced. Destruction usually results in either a blackout or an mip.

Destruction also usually consists of the usage of weed to end the night.

Person #1: How was last night? Last I saw, you ran naked into the diag.

Person #2: Absolute destruction. I can't remember anything.

by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010

destruction

What you are on the way to if someone takes all your base. See all your base are belong to us and Zero Wing for more.

CATS: "All your base are belong to us."
"You are on the way to destruction."

by Chaos_Man July 16, 2004