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destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.
husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"
destructions by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008
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destructions

A step-by-step guide to destroy something.
You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.
destructions by Richard Hundhausen January 23, 2005

Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.
I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.
Destructions by AtticusJ July 6, 2016

Team Destruction 

When a group of individuals collectively dook in a dedicated toilet and not flush after each other.
There was a team destruction in the east lobby bathroom after school.

symphony of destruction 

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction

chorus of symphony of destruction

God of Destruction 

One of the nicknames of RapMon, the leader of BTS (a South Korean band). He has this nickname because he has the ability to destruct someone or something. Don't stand next to this talented but destructive leader of BTS!
'Here comes the God of Destruction,' said Jin.
God of Destruction by qq030206 September 24, 2017

Mass Destruction 

The best battle theme of all time.
"Oh babe I've got a whole crew with me who can relate
To this Mass Destruction
(Just go crazy)"
Mass Destruction by sjl057 October 29, 2019
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