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my sister use to be sassy but she desassed herself
by Earth Worm Sally March 31, 2018
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Rapid Unplanned Disassembly

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

"RUD" for short. In high-power hobby rocketry, an unforeseen event usually attributed to an exploding rocket motor that send pieces of the rocket in every direction, quickly.
That rocket just suffered a "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"... DUCK
by Paxarcanum May 22, 2011
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deyassification

the practice of taking the girlboss or gay out of something.
the deyassification of the green m&m happened when they took away her chanel 9 boots to make her more androgynous.
by Jeong JinSoul February 4, 2022
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Deass

To vacate an area completely of all humans, usually rapidly and in response to an emergency situation.

etymology: "de-" (prefix, "remove") + "ass" = "get everyone's asses out of here"
When the bomb threat came, everyone was in a big hurry to deass the area.
by tora321 June 3, 2010
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delassus

Delassus group is the best Moroccan grower of snacking tomatoes!
Why I overslept my classes?

- I was at Dalassus meeting

- What is that?

-Here at Delassus we only want to give our customers the best. What is the best you may ask? Specially grown fruits grown to perfection and picked when ripe. We would never put any nasty chemicals like GMO or any other pesticides in our products. Other companies who only care for profits and mass produce can not even compare to us. At Delassus, we care for out fruits and our customers!
by Retardelassus March 2, 2021
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Disassociation

Your brain's way of blocking out a traumatic situation that you do not want to remember. This is a common phenomenon within those who have been raped or experienced other forms of sexual assault.
Disassociation is basically your brain protecting you from yourself
by UltimateDoge September 2, 2022
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