desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.
"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"
by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 02, 2011
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desalt

To calm down from a stressful and frustrating experience.
After losing one game after another Dirk decided to go for a walk to desalt.
by TheMadWorld August 12, 2015
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