desalt

To calm down from a stressful and frustrating experience.

After losing one game after another Dirk decided to go for a walk to desalt.

by TheMadWorld September 17, 2015

DeSantis

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

DESANTIS

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.

My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"

by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

Desal

An abbreviated Australian word for a water desalinationplant, now in common usage in the Australian lingo and media.

The Desal plants in Australia are all grossly over-budget and now redundant due to the recent heavy rain.

by uncle walter esquire November 21, 2010

Ron Desantis

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

by DMJohnson May 21, 2023

desat

To lose oxygen as from not breathing. Desat is short for desaturate. Oxygen gets less and less and if oxygenation isn't restored either by the patient, CPR, or a ventilator, the patient will die. Desat is commonly used in the hospital when talking about a patient who's oxygen saturations are going down as seen on a pulse oximeter and/or arterial blood gas.

I can't breathe. I need oxygen or I will desat. All right. Let's get some oxygen going in by Non-rebreather at 90%

by ventilator96 November 8, 2009