My salt levels were at an all time high this #NoNutNovember. It sucks that my girlfriend won't be available this December because I need some serious desalination bro.

Desalination by Bob's not your uncle September 1, 2022

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Hemovaginal Desalination

When blood from a woman's menstrual cycle is recycled to it's purest form to be employable for donation. This includes the filtration of the lining of the uterus, and other matter that is discharged from the vagina, that is not part of the usable blood.

Dave's girlfriend is on her period. She can help save a lot of lives if she donates her blood by hemovaginal desalination.

Hemovaginal Desalination by Dr. Darrell Johnson April 16, 2008

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Destination fucked

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.

This is the longest journey to destination fucked.

Destination fucked by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018

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Destination Fucked

A self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts which usually starts with you being on a top of a roof shouting at your neighbors. At this point you know it's too late to go back, but luckily you are a person of many talents. You chug a beer and smash it against your face repeatedly, showing no pain, then display your skateboarding ability, right before falling into a slumber to show disrespect to your neighbors once again. One person will give you the middle finger, your belongings will be set on fire, and your pet pig will switch sides and join your neighbors. You may never wake up...You've reached Destination Fucked

Poor decisions often lead to Destination Fucked

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Destination Fucked

There's a Sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, and there's a fat pig okey dokey.

Welcome to Destination Fucked

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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