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1) verb, to stick ones penis in ones ear
2) adjective, a derogatory remark about greeks and their love for earfucking
that asshole billy tried to dermime me, i agreed.
dermime by tyler VONhill December 2, 2004
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The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.

Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."
Dermie by Jimmy Chungas August 27, 2008
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Short form for dermatologist. Can also be used in reference to dermatologists-in-training.
Damn, those Dermies are smart AND hot.
dermies by dpiddy454 December 18, 2010
Dermy, Dermi-ed(v): the result of taxidermy; stuffed
“I’m going out Friday to the bar to get dermied”
“Shut the fuck up bitch or I’ll dermy your ass and kick ya round like a stuffed animal!”
Dermied by PeterT62 April 5, 2020

derminer 

Word used to temporary end a arguement.
Used at random to confuse opponent.
"well your mom is a hoe"
"well..well..DERMINER"
derminer by Ian Kellogg January 8, 2005
Cute asf hella mean real as bitch very stylish don't give a fuck about other people feelings got a little ass but it still jiggle
Dermise is very different
dermise by Dermise March 11, 2019

dermmerpit 

A person who doesn't care about what people think of them, they are who they are, old souls, kind hearted, down to earth, and slightly off center.
That woman is definitely Dermmerpit, she's weirdly awesome!
dermmerpit by DeCeve February 3, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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