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The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.
Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."
Dermie by Jimmy Chungas August 27, 2008

deminerd 

a mild nerd or half nerd; like a nerd, but not as nerdy; one that has the knowledge of a nerd but not as immersed in the nerd lifestyle and character; see nerd
You say you love Batman but you've never read a single comic? You're only a deminerd...
deminerd by PrincessZeldaLulz February 5, 2013

derpiness 

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.
Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.
derpiness by squigglers January 12, 2016
Here comes dezmine y'all better move
Dezmine by Dezmine September 24, 2018
A whiney bitch. Especially when complaints have little to no base on reality.

Also: Lacking a functioning pair of testicles.
Dude, you sound like a Dorminey. Clean the sand out of your vagina.
Dorminey by Souris.fait.meuh July 23, 2011
Short form for dermatologist. Can also be used in reference to dermatologists-in-training.
Damn, those Dermies are smart AND hot.
dermies by dpiddy454 December 18, 2010