dermise 

Cute asf hella mean real as bitch very stylish don't give a fuck about other people feelings got a little ass but it still jiggle

Dermise is very different

dermise by Dermise March 11, 2019

Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.

“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”

Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

demisemihemidemisemiquaver

A note that will immediately rip the hands off of any self-respecting musician.

I once was a pianist like you, but then I took a demisemihemidemisemiquaver to the hands.

demisemihemidemisemiquaver by Burflammen January 31, 2019

biromantic demisexual 

A person who is romantically attracter to two or more genders, but will only feel sexual attraction when a deep bond is formed between them and their partner.

Sam really likes me, but will not have sex with me until they are ready. Apparently they are a biromantic demisexual.

biromantic demisexual by Unknown Stranger From Here December 15, 2014

Biromantic Demisexual 

An individual with the potential to develop a romantic attraction towards a person of any gender, but only develops a sexual attraction once a strong emotional bond is formed.

"I really liked <person> for a long time, but I didn't develop a sexual attraction towards them until <period of time> after we started dating. Before then I wasn't really interested in or driven by sex, or their gender. I'm a biromantic demisexual."

Biromantic Demisexual by Wonl July 1, 2015

demisexual 

To not be sexually attracted to someone unless you have a deep emotional and/or romantic relationship

Person 1: hey man lets have sex
Person 2: I'm demisexual :/
Person 1: ....wat

Person 2: I'm not sexually attracted to you unless we have a very strong emotional connection.
Person 1: oh cool. wanna talk instead?
Person 2: sure lmao

demisexual by smolbeanjoseph June 22, 2016

Dermie 

The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.

Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."

Dermie by Jimmy Chungas August 27, 2008