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Denver Treasure Hunt

The act of storing cannabis infused edibles in a bag of non-infused food products, such as trail mix, and having your friends dig through it to find the buried treasure! Rules of the game may vary but often times your friends get to keep the products that they find or the loser does not get any goodies! Generally takes place when someone travels from Denver to another state that is not tolerant of cannabis and the goodies must be hidden from TSA
I went back to Connecticut to visit my friends and had a Denver Treasure Hunt! Terence was the winner and got to keep 14 gummy bears as well as a bag of trail mix. He is going to get super danked tonight!

denver jockstrap 

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.
The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.
denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.
The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

Denver Spud 

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.
"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."
Denver Spud by wet_duck August 20, 2013

Denver DP 

When you play against a QB and a WR from the Denver Broncos in two different fantasy football leagues and they both score a shit ton of points against you.
Ginger Kid: Hey Boccio, I heard JT gave you a Denver DP this week.

Kris: Yeah, it sucked big time.

Ginger Kid: Oh well, at least you don't Charlie Chi's team.

Kris: True that.
Denver DP by Wantomas September 6, 2013

Toliet Denver 

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
Toliet Denver by Telephony June 29, 2015