demetriq is the funniest and best person you'll ever meet. demetriq is a person that's never wrong and will forever be right so don't ever try to argue with someone like them.
The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.
1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.
Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.
Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating wellsoon.
Example 3
Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!
Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?
Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.
Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.
Someone who is so sweet, very big hearted, beautiful, someone who's able to keep a smile on you face just by looking into her bright hazel eyes, a wonderful singer or even her voice all together is just outstanding, plus she got da booty! And she admires music too
A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special". Most people think Demetrick is a pretty cool name.
Demetrick is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.