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decision lane
The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.
(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.
decision lane by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006
Related Words
delision • delisio • Delisious • delicious • delirious • Decisions • deliciousness • deliciousable • deliciouser • decision stream
tard fam delusion
The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.
*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion
tard fam delusion by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020
Raspy deliciousness
Originates from the beautiful voice of South Korean and DAY6 band leader; Park Sungjin.
His voice is gifted with the perfect balance between raspy and delicious and has therefore been titled as “raspy deliciousness” by many.
His voice is gifted with the perfect balance between raspy and delicious and has therefore been titled as “raspy deliciousness” by many.
Someone: “have you heard this voice? I can’t even begin to explain this sensation my ears are experiencing right now!!”
An intellectual: “it’s... raspy deliciousness”
An intellectual: “it’s... raspy deliciousness”
Raspy deliciousness by Sungjin enthusiast February 10, 2019
delusionship
a type of relationship where one person was delusional the whole time, and the relationship never really existed in the first place. it was all in their mind and delusions.
delusionship by emkitten4136 March 7, 2023
Trump Delusion Syndrome
When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)
A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing
B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome
A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday
B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius
B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome
A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday
B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius
Trump Delusion Syndrome by Panda suplex September 12, 2017
delusional
Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014
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Slop Grenade
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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