mj's definitions

EI

EI (or E.I.) is the acronym for "Extremely Intoxicated." Although this usually applies to those who have consumed alcohol in excess, it can also be applied to any state of intoxication (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.)

Dude, Dan was so EI last night after those Jeggerbombs!

by MJ July 19, 2006

E.I.

The acronym for "extemely intoxicated." Although this usually applies to one who has indulged in large ammounts of alcohol, it may also apply to one who is otherwise intoxicated (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.).

Dude, APD throws the sickest parties! Everybody is E.I. by the end of those ragers!

by MJ April 29, 2005

jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD

I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.

by mj July 7, 2004

delisio

The type of pizza that is usualy mistaken for delivery.

Wife: You dumbass I told you not to get delivery.
Husband: It's not delivery it's delisio.
Wife: Stop lying, your such a bad husband.. Get out of my house.

by mj July 7, 2004

greeked

The act of fucking someone up the ass. An act usualy used in jail.

Did you hear... Jimmy greeked patty at pattys house the other day.

by mj July 7, 2004

bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.

1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian

by mj July 7, 2004

Bully

The mean kids at my school who wont stop beating me up just becaus i wear trousers pulled up to my chest, a pink bow tie, huge glasses and orange shoes from giant tiger.

One day i hope us regular kids will stand up to those mean bullies. That will teach them a lesson.

by mj July 7, 2004