mj's definitions

EI

EI (or E.I.) is the acronym for "Extremely Intoxicated." Although this usually applies to those who have consumed alcohol in excess, it can also be applied to any state of intoxication (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.)

Dude, Dan was so EI last night after those Jeggerbombs!

by MJ July 19, 2006

Salty

mad, angry, pissed, ticked off

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.

by MJ May 13, 2005

jamaica discipline

Old Navy Slang - Unruly Behavior

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...

by MJ May 13, 2005

Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by Mj May 13, 2005

E.I.

The acronym for "extemely intoxicated." Although this usually applies to one who has indulged in large ammounts of alcohol, it may also apply to one who is otherwise intoxicated (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.).

Dude, APD throws the sickest parties! Everybody is E.I. by the end of those ragers!

by MJ April 29, 2005

ishu

an ounce of yayo n tha south

hes dealin by the ishu

by MJ April 7, 2005

yayo

cocaine and one hell of a song by Andre Nickatina

ayo for yayo
walk aroud wit yayo
all n my nasal
i musta been crazed yo

by MJ April 7, 2005