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chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.
Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.
by MJ January 15, 2004
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jamaica discipline

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...
by MJ May 13, 2005
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chav

Chav: a type of person who lacks the intelligence to be able to speak or write proper english, uses words, if they are proper words such as 'blingin', 'mingin' etc
You will normally find them outside McDonalds. Their favourite hobbies: picking on anybody who has a brain, having underage sex with no protection, getting drunk, starting a fight with some random person who has done nothing to them except say "hi".
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. A Burberry (from the local market- 99p, a bargain!) cap, a Nickelson t shirt, and a Schott hoodie, with adidas tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers. Female chavs tend to have their hair in a tight bun or ponytail witht the help of several cans of hairspray, their face will be painted in cheap makeup; layer and layers of cheap foundation, mascara and eyeliner. Chavs enjoy showing off their "bling". "Bling" often looks like chocolate coins & is costs £1.99 from Argos. It often appears in the form of over-sized, fake-gold hoop earrings. Favourite jobs of chavs: drug dealer, McDonalds worker, prostitute, page 3 'model'. Chavs are also known as: 'scum', 'idiots' and any other insult there is on this earth.
You can tell if someone is a chav or not mostly by their attitude. They think that anyone who doesn't listen to "their" music is a grunger. They think that Burberry is the height of fashion & they look down on anyone who isn't exactly like them. How to humiliate a chav: ask them to recite the alphabet.
by MJ February 14, 2005
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Bam Margera

1.) my hero
2.) rich/lucky bastard
3.) West Chester representin'
Bam Margera is from West Chester, PA and rocks all that is rockable.

Viva la Bam!
by MJ November 28, 2003
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Bully

The mean kids at my school who wont stop beating me up just becaus i wear trousers pulled up to my chest, a pink bow tie, huge glasses and orange shoes from giant tiger.
One day i hope us regular kids will stand up to those mean bullies. That will teach them a lesson.
by mj July 7, 2004
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chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.
Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!
by MJ October 26, 2003
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Phat

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.
by MJ February 6, 2005
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