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Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches
by mj April 9, 2004
mugGet the Big Ernmug.

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.
Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.
by MJ October 26, 2003
mugGet the odd job bob a job bobmug.

foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.
"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.
by MJ November 22, 2004
mugGet the foobmug.

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.
Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.
by MJ January 15, 2004
mugGet the chub on my nutsmug.

Stripper in Training

Hooter Girl
A female that works at Hooters.
She works at Thee Dollhouse?
Yeah, she was a Stripper in training for over a year.
Oh, thats right, she used to work at Hooters.
by MJ December 23, 2004
mugGet the Stripper in Trainingmug.

Salty

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.
by MJ May 13, 2005
mugGet the Saltymug.

yayo

cocaine and one hell of a song by Andre Nickatina
ayo for yayo
walk aroud wit yayo
all n my nasal
i musta been crazed yo
by MJ April 7, 2005
mugGet the yayomug.

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