mj's definitions

Salty

mad, angry, pissed, ticked off

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.

by MJ May 13, 2005

jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD

I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.

by mj July 7, 2004

yayo

cocaine and one hell of a song by Andre Nickatina

ayo for yayo
walk aroud wit yayo
all n my nasal
i musta been crazed yo

by MJ April 7, 2005

compromise

when MJ allows Ryan to believe he is right when in fact, he is not.

MJ compromised about the car rental conversation on the phone tonight when Ryan didn't listen to orignally was said.

by MJ January 24, 2005

poop noodle

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

by MJ December 9, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003

MJ

One that is good at glitching and/or styling in TH series.

OMFG there's an MJ here#!!$#$#$!#$%

by MJ October 22, 2004