mj's definitions

ishu

an ounce of yayo n tha south

hes dealin by the ishu

by MJ April 7, 2005

mj

a girl from new jersey who has the sexiest wife coughrachelcough who lives in arizona!

mj loves rachel.
mj will marry rachel when she goes to live with her.

by mj September 5, 2004

foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.

"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.

by MJ November 22, 2004

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

quagga

An animal which kind of looks like a cross between a zebra & a horse. Extinct since the late 1800's when people moved to the area in South Africa & decided it would be fun to hunt them. Now all the quaggas are dead :(

I have a pet quagga called Larry, he lives in my garden.

by MJ March 18, 2005

cockstar

A bad-ass who is a natural when it comes to rock star attitude and behavior.

Nikki Sixx

by mj August 14, 2003

Phat

1. Pretty Hot And TEMPERED

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.

by MJ February 6, 2005