delusionship

a type of relationship where one person was delusional the whole time, and the relationship never really existed in the first place. it was all in their mind and delusions.

I never dated him, but I had a delusionship with him.

delusionship by emkitten4136 March 7, 2023

delusionalship 

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.

"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"

delusionalship by rektx March 6, 2023

Delationship 

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date

He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.

Delationship by 2 Dates July 14, 2022

delationshipping

the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.

As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.

delationshipping by tlane February 15, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019