delusionship

a type of relationship where one person was delusional the whole time, and the relationship never really existed in the first place. it was all in their mind and delusions.

I never dated him, but I had a delusionship with him.

delusionship by emkitten4136 March 7, 2023

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delusionalship

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.

"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"

delusionalship by rektx March 6, 2023

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delusionship • Delationship • delationshipping • delusionalship

Delationship

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date

He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.

Delationship by 2 Dates July 14, 2022

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delationshipping

the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.

As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.

delationshipping by tlane February 15, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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