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Kelly: Won't your parents get mad?
Stevie: Degaf
degaf by Kunta Kinte December 4, 2004
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A cooler, more urban way of ordering your coffee decaffeinated.
"How would you like your coffee, sir?"
"Degaf, please with no cream."
degaf by neyelock March 28, 2009

degaf coffee 

saying to describe a state of not caring anymore (DGAF)
"I can't bring myself to study for finals, I've drunk too much degaf coffee"
degaf coffee by stels3 June 15, 2025

Deaf Jam 

Having a sign language rap battle.
Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam
Deaf Jam by will bitten December 21, 2016

the silence is deafening 

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!
I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

decafecate 

To evacuate one's bowels after a triple espresso.
I decafecated just this morning in Starbucks.
decafecate by Randy Randerson November 29, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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