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An issue that is not worthy of "giving a fuck". The lack of caring and compassion.

"That former job I had was completely defuctible and I don't miss working there.

defuctible by Poncho_villa June 5, 2018

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high defuctible health plan

A high deductible health plan.

A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.

a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you

high defuctible health plan by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

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Met my deductible

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

Met my deductible by hodags1966 May 3, 2018

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deductible

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.

If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.

deductible by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

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deluctable

one: very delicious in any way shape or form.
two: can be used to show interest or value in something.

one: that dick was deluctable.
two: dude, did you see that deluctable dildo??

deluctable by totallynotkinslea April 6, 2021

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Deluctble

Food that makes you hurt yourself by eating it

That lasagna was so Deluctble it might kill me but I'm going to eat it anyways

Deluctble by Darko56544 February 2, 2022

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tux deductible donation

n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.

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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?

Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.

As if.

tux deductible donation by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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