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high defuctible health plan 

A high deductible health plan.

A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.
a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you

Met my deductible 

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

deductible 

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.
If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.
deductible by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

deluctable 

one: very delicious in any way shape or form.
two: can be used to show interest or value in something.
one: that dick was deluctable.
two: dude, did you see that deluctable dildo??

Deluctble 

Food that makes you hurt yourself by eating it
That lasagna was so Deluctble it might kill me but I'm going to eat it anyways
Deluctble by Darko56544 February 2, 2022

tux deductible donation

n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.

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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?

Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.

As if.