Deluctble 

Food that makes you hurt yourself by eating it

That lasagna was so Deluctble it might kill me but I'm going to eat it anyways

Deluctble by Darko56544 February 2, 2022

Met my deductible 

When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.

Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!

Met my deductible by hodags1966 May 3, 2018

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Deluculent 

A food that is not only succulent but also delicious.

This French toast is deluculent

Deluculent by Zuc September 17, 2014

deductible 

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.

If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.

deductible by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

Delectable 

Awesome in taste, Suculant in flavor to have no other greater joy while eating.

This Strawberry Cheesecake is delectable, the best I have ever had.

Delectable by panachefull one December 19, 2008

Small delectable victories 

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."

Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

Small delectable victories by Donovan May 13, 2005