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The Deflatulator 

A term for a compulsive codependent who feels driven to break all tensions that arise by figuratively spritzing rose water into an uncomfortably rank disagreement.
She is the family’s most prized secret weapon, they call her The Deflatulator.
The Deflatulator by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

deflatulate 

When you cut a particularly horrific fart and then need to break up the stink somehow before someone enters your personal space.
I saw my colleague running about in there like a nut, fanning the air with his notebook and all; he was surely making an effort to deflatulate the room.
deflatulate by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

defaculate 

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time
Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

defragulated 

When there are Fraggles present in your hard drive and you do a scan disk to clean them all out.
Susie's computer was working slowly but once it was defragulated and all traces of Fraggles were wiped, it worked much faster.
defragulated by Tournikel September 11, 2011

defibulater 

a cattleprod like device used to encourage young children to speak the truth
Woman, fetch me that thar defibulater. I'm gunna git me some sense outa this here boy.

deflobulation 

when somebody puffs there cheeks out adn holds there breath

they will need a kiss to stop them deflobulating

if deflobulation happens , they will need a friend to blow up there nose to reflobulate them
my boyfriend wanted a hug , so held his breath
i didnt see him and he deflobulated!
i had to reflobulate him quickly , hes was okay
deflobulation is not to be played with, and it definitely does exist
deflobulation by bump fwog April 30, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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