deflatulate

When you cut a particularly horrific fart and then need to break up the stink somehow before someone enters your personal space.

I saw my colleague running about in there like a nut, fanning the air with his notebook and all; he was surely making an effort to deflatulate the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

The Deflatulator

A term for a compulsive codependent who feels driven to break all tensions that arise by figuratively spritzing rose water into an uncomfortably rank disagreement.

She is the family’s most prized secret weapon, they call her The Deflatulator.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

deflategate

Scandal revolving around deflating a football to give a team an edge in the game. The football equivalent of Watergate.

By deflating footballs in a championship game, an NFL team created the scandal now known as Deflategate.

by ozoni11 January 21, 2015

defragulated

When there are Fraggles present in your hard drive and you do a scan disk to clean them all out.

Susie's computer was working slowly but once it was defragulated and all traces of Fraggles were wiped, it worked much faster.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

Degratulate

To belittle someone's achievement.

"Hello, I am amazing and have just got 94% on a test. I also have a penis."
"I degratulate you, for you are far less superior than I. On this very test that you speak of, I got 235% and I have 3 penises!"
"Aw."

by ....Emma.... September 7, 2007

deflabulate

(v.)losing weight actively.

I played lots of soccer in order to deflabulate

by kelbabe June 27, 2007