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defaculate 

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time
Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.
"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

defibulater 

a cattleprod like device used to encourage young children to speak the truth
Woman, fetch me that thar defibulater. I'm gunna git me some sense outa this here boy.

Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself
Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...
Decapilated by Human153 March 28, 2019

deflabulate

I played lots of soccer in order to deflabulate
deflabulate by kelbabe June 27, 2007

decabriate

Losing a habit of something such as talent, skill... etc
Have a feeling you've never done something you usually do before and are good at.

just a made up word i thought of cuz i didnt find any term for it, figured it'd be better to say the word instead of saying the entire sentence "bro i lost my skills"
I don't know what's happened to me, it's almost like I never did this thing before, I'm decabriated!
decabriate by Aimrane November 18, 2022