decrophilia

Being aroused by sadness or tears.

“Damn…when she cried in my arms, I got a bone fr.”
“Dude, wtf??”
“Sorry dawg, it’s just my decrophilia…”
“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE???”

decrophilia by Papishome55 June 17, 2024

necrophilia 

Someone who is sexually attracted to dead bodies/corpses.

Me: Dude, do you actually have necrophilia?
Him: Yeah.
Me: So you would get aroused when you see a dead body?
Him: Mhm.
Me: Bruhh, deadass?
Him: WHERE?

necrophilia by Isaiahranoutofusernames April 3, 2021

necrophilia 

Another reason to get cremated when you die.

Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.

GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.

necrophilia by Arutunian August 5, 2012

dacryphilia 

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

dacryphilia by Justin December 28, 2003

Industry Necrophiliac 

a. The glorification and/or the inflation of the image of a popular musician who is deceased or a posthumous music release.
b. The act of metaphorically sucking/riding the dick of a deceased musician.

"I think Jon is an Industry Necrophiliac, because his favorite rappers are Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion."

Industry Necrophiliac by 3³ January 8, 2021

dacryphilia 

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.

It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.

dacryphilia by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

necrophilia 

What possible reason could you have for looking this up?

Necrophilia? Your mom worries about you.

necrophilia by R.Volcano September 16, 2008