death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 14, 2005

TRON

a groundbreaking film made by Disney in 1982 featuring a mixure of live action, Ink, paint and cel (IPC) animation and some of the longest sequences of CG animation ever used up until that point

Uh... Anyone ever seen that movie TRON

by Capt. Capacitor December 03, 2004

claret

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

rez

an extremley odd rhythm-based shooter video game that looks like it was designed by people who were watching TRON while on acid

come on over to my place, I just got rez

by Capt. Capacitor December 03, 2004

mustard gas

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

capcom

1. NASA jargon for Capsule communications, voice radio link with spacecraft
2. a Japan- based videogame company

1. CAPCOM is go flight
2. Capcom's new game sucks out loud

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 24, 2006