deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

deucing it up by Davester75 October 14, 2013

micro deucing 

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

micro deucing by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020

dual deucing 

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom

justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock

dual deucing by yzmur May 22, 2004

Dodeccing 

To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed.

e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up.

Dodeccing by Mr. CheeryO February 23, 2011

deucing 

The act of shitting, dropping a deuce, or taking the kids to the pool.
Also used in any variety of ways you would use the word shitting.

You got to be deucing me.
Sorry I didn't get your call, I was in the bathroom deucing up Chipotle, it was epic.

deucing by deucerocket November 8, 2010

deucing chamber 

A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.

Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.

deucing chamber by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022

Dodeccing 

A series of short 'pop' like farts that come out in multiples of a high number eg dodecahedron - 10 sided shape

omg it was so embarassing I was banana buffing on webcam and i let a dodec slip! I've been dodeccing all day its like an egg buffet in here!

Dodeccing by Bruno Groveson January 5, 2011