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The desire to be covered in stickers or the sexual feelings directed towards stickers and the feel of them.

That girl asked be to stuff stickers in her pussy, she is definitely a Decalphiliac. so naw fuck that.

decalphilia by Thatguymandude December 19, 2018

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Decalphilia

The desire to be covered in stickers or the sexual feelings directed towards stickers and the feel of them.

That girl asked be to stuff stickers in her pussy, she is definitely a Decalphiliac. so naw fuck that.

Decalphilia by Thatguymandude December 19, 2018

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decalphilia • Fecalphilia • decrophilia • fecalphiliac • Fecalphiliac-Fuck

fecalphiliac

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.

"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"

fecalphiliac by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009

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Fecalphiliac-Fuck

A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.

Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"

John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."

Fecalphiliac-Fuck by YJGenesee March 19, 2008

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Fecalphilia

An obsession with shit.

Kyle Broslovski had fecalphilia. He kept seeing Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. A Fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with "mookie stinks".

Fecalphilia by Mister Mackey March 23, 2004

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Fecalphilia

Fecalphiliacs have an insatiable appetite for shit.

Cousin Craiggers is a fecalphiliac, he munches Fecal Flakes for breakfast every day!!

Fecalphilia by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

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decrophilia

Being aroused by sadness or tears.

“Damn…when she cried in my arms, I got a bone fr.”
“Dude, wtf??”
“Sorry dawg, it’s just my decrophilia…”
“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE???”

decrophilia by Papishome55 June 17, 2024

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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