dacryphilia 

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

dacryphilia by Justin December 28, 2003

dacryphilia 

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.

It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.

dacryphilia by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

Dickyphilia 

A fetish; a person who thinks that Austin Dicky is hot as fuck.

I heard that Jared Dines is into Dickyphilia.

Dickyphilia by QatQuest May 1, 2019

dacryphilophilia 

a sexual attraction to dacryphiliacs (i.e. those people who are aroused by tears).

"You're so pretty when you cry."
This sentence is such a turn-on to those of us who lean towards dacryphilophilia.

dacryphilophilia by sapphira roseblade February 23, 2023

decrophilia

Being aroused by sadness or tears.

“Damn…when she cried in my arms, I got a bone fr.”
“Dude, wtf??”
“Sorry dawg, it’s just my decrophilia…”
“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE???”

decrophilia by Papishome55 June 17, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020