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dacryphilia 

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.
It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.
dacryphilia by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

Dickyphilia 

A fetish; a person who thinks that Austin Dicky is hot as fuck.
I heard that Jared Dines is into Dickyphilia.
Dickyphilia by QatQuest May 1, 2019

dacryphilophilia 

a sexual attraction to dacryphiliacs (i.e. those people who are aroused by tears).
"You're so pretty when you cry."
This sentence is such a turn-on to those of us who lean towards dacryphilophilia.

decrophilia

Being aroused by sadness or tears.
“Damn…when she cried in my arms, I got a bone fr.”
“Dude, wtf??”
Sorry dawg, it’s just my decrophilia…”
“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE???”
decrophilia by Papishome55 June 17, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026