Decoupage

The act of bedazzling a fish and then proceeding to nail it to the kitchen ceiling.

Also known as DECOPACHE or DECOPAGE.

"Hey man, did you check out that decoupage?"
"Yeah."

or

"Hey gal, did you happen to walk into the kitchen, stare at the ceiling, and check out that decopache?"
"No, but I will."

OR

"Hey pony, giddy up."
"What do you think I am - a decopage?"

by buttonedcausticfish September 1, 2009

dickoupage

The hard, crusted-on piece(s) of tissue left adhered to the male genetalia by seminal fluid after cleaning up from a session of masterbation. Often not found until the next cleansing of the body. Can be akward to explain to a partner.

When she found his dickoupage, it was obvious that he had taken some time to pleasure himself. She wondered when he had last showered.

by MAG71 February 8, 2009

dickoupage

After wiping off your johnson, that bit of toilet paper that sticks like glue to you

"Is that some nasty infection or dry skin on your penis?"
'Nah, it's just some dickoupage"

by nightmares999 September 13, 2011

decopage

what all the cool kids do on friday nights.

"Tommorrow's Friday! Score! I'm going to have a sweet party and we'll decopage!"

by Anniendo April 4, 2005

decouraged

Having all courage or braveness removed by ones friends in a ruthless or unkind manner.

Randall was decouraged when his co-workers made fun of him.

by Dude McDuderson August 12, 2008

Decollage

A crafting term: Use the craft technique decoupage to create a collage.

Wow! That decollage of the beer bottle labels on the pizza box is awesome!

by Ginny907 October 25, 2012

decouple

the act of taking off your underwear

He decoupled his underwear from the institution of his body

by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022