dickoupage 

The hard, crusted-on piece(s) of tissue left adhered to the male genetalia by seminal fluid after cleaning up from a session of masterbation. Often not found until the next cleansing of the body. Can be akward to explain to a partner.

When she found his dickoupage, it was obvious that he had taken some time to pleasure himself. She wondered when he had last showered.

dickoupage by MAG71 February 8, 2009

dickoupage 

After wiping off your johnson, that bit of toilet paper that sticks like glue to you

"Is that some nasty infection or dry skin on your penis?"
'Nah, it's just some dickoupage"

dickoupage by nightmares999 September 13, 2011

Dickollage 

(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.

I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!

Dickollage by $lapaho March 28, 2021

Decoupage 

The act of bedazzling a fish and then proceeding to nail it to the kitchen ceiling.

Also known as DECOPACHE or DECOPAGE.

"Hey man, did you check out that decoupage?"
"Yeah."

or

"Hey gal, did you happen to walk into the kitchen, stare at the ceiling, and check out that decopache?"
"No, but I will."

OR

"Hey pony, giddy up."
"What do you think I am - a decopage?"

Decoupage by buttonedcausticfish September 1, 2009