MAG71's definitions

dickoupage

The hard, crusted-on piece(s) of tissue left adhered to the male genetalia by seminal fluid after cleaning up from a session of masterbation. Often not found until the next cleansing of the body. Can be akward to explain to a partner.

When she found his dickoupage, it was obvious that he had taken some time to pleasure himself. She wondered when he had last showered.

by MAG71 February 8, 2009