deckare 

Deckare is a swedish term for suck me off daddy!!

Little girl: DECKARE!
Dad: As you wish my slave.

deckare by HelloImHereToday September 23, 2020

Deckard Cain 

The last surviving Horadrim, kind tutor to the hero in Diablo II, and total BAMF

Deckard Cain "Stay awhile and listen"

Deckard Cain by AoZain May 1, 2008

I Do Declare 

Generally an exclamatory phrase which asserts/affirms the truth of a previous or forthcoming statement. Often associated with the vernacular of the American south.

Well I do declare! My man done ate fifteen hot dogs in under a minute!

Hey! Isn't that Old Bill Mcsmithers? I do declare!

I Do Declare by red5xx July 17, 2010

Declare a moratorium 

When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.

1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.

Declare a moratorium by Mephist0paulus June 19, 2009

Deckard 

1. Less than a God, but more than a Man.
2. Almost always correct
3. Mischievious, able to verbaly dominate someone so completely that theyre reduced to only slinging insults to making their point.

I was so deckard'd today that at the end i could only call him a bastard, because i knew i was wrong yet couldnt admit it.

Deckard by D. March 13, 2004

I declare shenanagins 

A declaration used to accuse a person, business or an organization of doing something dishonest or using a form of trickery to achieve an end. The declaration is made directly to the party being accused preferably in front of numerous witnesses. The phrase was popularized by the television show South Park.

(1) Suzy orders a pitcher of Yuengling but sees the bartender pull the pitcher from the Bud Light tap. Suzy yells, "I declare shenanagins!!"

(2)The car salesman tells Harold that he needs a $100 check with Harold's offer to show the manager that "he's serious about buying the car." Harold hollers, "I delare shenanagins" and hopefully clears the showroom of customers.

I declare shenanagins by Bill R December 28, 2008

She Declared That Same Notion 

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.

But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!

She Declared That Same Notion by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009