tutor

telling your parents your tutoring a friend and then when u "tutor" them actually having a crazy make out session and going into to activities such as Netflix and chill. One word of advice (GRAB DAT ASS!!)

Mom I'm going to tutor over at Justin's house

Hey if u want I can "tutor" you after school

by Casper1078 November 25, 2015

tutor

a weed smoking device as opposed to a bong (bong without gores)

oi scott pass us that tutor

by Bliss January 25, 2005

tutor

A type of weedsmoking device that is similar to a bong but made without a gauze. The usual method is cutting a square of tin from a can, rolling it up and taping it together. This is then inserted into a plastic bottle with a little water in it. A plug of tobacco is pushed down the pipe and the weed or resin is put on top of it. A hit hole is made in the side of the bottle and the user inhales until the whole plug is burning profusely, at which point the hit hole is released and the plug is sucked through down into the water. This causes a lot of smoke to be inhaled at once.

"Can I tick some burn off for a tutor mate?"
Often referred to as a tute.

by F'co November 22, 2005

Tutor

A tutor is not a "bong." A tutor is similar to a teacher, except unlike a teacher, a tutor is able to offer students one-on-one attention and actually explain difficult concepts so that they make sense.

Tutors are often students themselves, volunteering their time to fulfill one or more of these objectives:
a) Fill their resumes or
b) Actually help kids or
c) Make money

Whether in it for a, b, or c, most tutors know what they're doing.

Samantha: Can you go out for lunch?

Sherry: I can't. I'm tutoring.

Samantha: You mean smoking a bong?

Sherry: No; I tutor kids in subjects like algebra and writing. Like a teacher?

Samantha: But the internet defines a tutor as a bong!

Sherry: Not anymore.

by Suburban Decay January 29, 2011

Tutor

Someone who puts your brain into work mode,so that you know what to do in the future.

Having a tutor is fun.

by SomeoneNew August 01, 2011

tutoring

code word for sex in the academic world.

Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

by Jordan and Lindsey May 13, 2008

tutoral

something that provides special instruction

I can give you a tutoral on Filemaker Pro, either face to face or via PBX.

by mraaron387 June 28, 2006