D.'s definitions

faptabulous

faptabulous- a noun or adjective given to a woman because she looks good enough for a man to "commit spermicide."

Incredibly hot.

This girl is looking Faptabulous.

by D. July 20, 2004

high school

Just school. Quit your B&Ming you little shits.

1. OMG that big jock picked on mE!!!!1 its so horrible! ill nevER seE him again in 4 years so i should flip shit and have an angsty online journal!!!!

2. LoL did you see what kristy was wEarIng today!!?? lol! there are starving people in 3rd world countries but i care more about superficial trivial merchandise!!! Oh shit my ass and tits just fell out of my washcloth...i mean miniskirt and tube.

3. Get a grip, you pussies.

by D. May 5, 2005

zester

A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.

1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."

Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)

2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."

by D. January 11, 2005

Dalajia

She's typically a Scorpio with much more to offer than meets the eye. She's beautiful tall & thick with all they hips. All the rich niggas want her except she continuously caught in the wrong place at the wrong time so she's only exposed to broke niggas. Dalajia is a goof ball who lives to laugh, some may call her childish but I call her hillarious.

Hey bro, I met this girl today & I asked her for her number do you know what she said to me? "Damn, did your barber push yo shit back?" She must be a Dalajia.

by D. February 22, 2017

hazing

The act of faking people out (scaring by some means) for the purposes of initation into a group; usually a fraternity or the military to create a sense of bonding among the members.

Those frat boys were totally hazing when they loaded up into the back of the truck for a wild ride into oncomming traffic.

by D. October 21, 2003

racism

An excuse given by one 'race' of people to abuse another person's rights. Usually created by blind ignorance.

Racist:"All black people lie, steal and cheat- its in their genes."
Actual:"All people lie, steal and cheat- its in their genes."

by D. May 4, 2003

goowd

a sarcastic way of saying 'good'

"dude, the cops found my whole stash"
"AH! goowd"

by D. February 7, 2005