1. OMG that big jock picked on mE!!!!1 its so horrible! ill nevER seE him again in 4 years so i should flip shit and have an angsty online journal!!!!
2. LoL did you see what kristy was wEarIng today!!?? lol! there are starving people in 3rd world countries but i care more about superficial trivial merchandise!!! Oh shit my ass and tits just fell out of my washcloth...i mean miniskirt and tube.
3. Get a grip, you pussies.
2. LoL did you see what kristy was wEarIng today!!?? lol! there are starving people in 3rd world countries but i care more about superficial trivial merchandise!!! Oh shit my ass and tits just fell out of my washcloth...i mean miniskirt and tube.
3. Get a grip, you pussies.
by D. May 05, 2005
A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.
1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."
by D. January 11, 2005
The leader of the highest level of organized crime ever seen by the world in the history of all mankind.
George W. Bush is the appointed, not elected, president of the U.S.A. and enough to make most Americans ashamed to be from such a place.
by D. December 06, 2004
Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.
YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!
by D. September 30, 2003
Samma is not here right now...
by D. November 27, 2004
by D. November 14, 2004
An excuse given by one 'race' of people to abuse another person's rights. Usually created by blind ignorance.
Racist:"All black people lie, steal and cheat- its in their genes."
Actual:"All people lie, steal and cheat- its in their genes."
Actual:"All people lie, steal and cheat- its in their genes."
by D. May 04, 2003