deazle

A guy who jerks off to yaoi and dresses up as a furry and calls it his "fur-time job". Also, deazles usually try to flirt with younger men who are 12, wear glasses, and have a fork kink. Many of the deazle society enjoy to play mating games with their "jero" (12 year old boys who have weird kinks) and a lot of the time deazles cannot tell the difference between women and female.

Tyler: Hey bro! I got off from seeing sangwoo and yoonbum getting it on!

Unord: Wtf, stop acting like a deazle man

Jero: Tyler, ik u r a deazle, but I will never stop loving you and your pp

Tyler: I cannot change who I am, so thanku for loving me and my micro pp

by nicopikins2.0 September 26, 2020

beazle deazle

Someone who is a pussy in not so nice terms, he just walks around lost and is most peoples described ranked teammates in valorant. they don't do anything but sit there and look lost, they are also master baiters. They wait till you are dying to help out and steal your kill. THEY ARE ASSHOLESSSSSS, and as well as an asshole, they are annoying and loud.

"This guy is so bad at valorant, aw he is such a BEAZLE DEAZLE!"

by big d1k-little d1ik September 19, 2024

Meme dealer

A person who distributes memes.

I need to go to the meme dealer, I've been having meme withdrawal.

by 🅱️eter September 5, 2017

poop dealer

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Hope Dealers

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.

by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019

Deadleg shit shuffle

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016

Dealer Time

When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.

Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"

by DC Black July 2, 2009