When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.
Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"
by DC Black July 3, 2009
The time that dealers run on. I.E. when they tell you 5 minutes, they know you are fiending and are willing to wait 5 minutes for them to get there if thats all its gonna be, and that it will be at least 15 minutes before you call them again. Basically, 5 minutes is 15-30 minutes, and if they say half an hour, it could be hours.
A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.
A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.
If you're involved with too many drug transactions, you will start running on dealer time in your every day life.
by Joshuway January 25, 2008
Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.
-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.
-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.
Drug Dealer Time
Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives
Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives
by Peshyo November 16, 2011
1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.
dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.
dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.
dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.
by xskwizmx March 16, 2010