death bed 

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

death bed by BuckyJ September 28, 2006

death bed brats 

Children, usually belonging to paupers, peasants, scroungers and other uneducated filth who really should have been sterilized at birth, who always look malnourished, pale, dark around the eyes...as if they could die any moment. Death bed brats are always the ones who play grab-ass in post office queues, supermarket aisles, and anywhere else where they shouldn't be, and go into an almighty whining and moaning fit if their blank-eyed cow-brained parents reprimand them. Extended whining fits from death bed brats have been known to provoke nausea, tinnitus, or in some extreme cases, actual bodily harm.

"Those fucking death bed brats look so pale and skinny, I feel sorry for them."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."

death bed brats by Jolly Farm Revue October 18, 2006

McDonald’s Death Bed 

Is the death

McDonald’s death bed is here

McDonald’s Death Bed by MasterX60 October 24, 2019

Lesbian Death Bed

Lesbian death bed is a phenomenon where lesbian couples transition from having daily sex early in their relationship, to having much less frequent sex after they marry.

Carter was surprised to learn that Jennifer and her wife were only having sex once or twice a month, despite being in an otherwise loving and committed marriage. But Jennifer pointed out that the lesbian death bed was pretty normal and nothing to worry about.

Lesbian Death Bed by flip-flopper August 8, 2021

lesbian bed death 

(n.) When sexual relations between a lesbian couple have virtually ceased, yet the companionship remains.

They've been together for a while; adopted two girls from China - lesbian bed death doesn't surprise me.

lesbian bed death by ShortHairLvr September 2, 2005

Lesbian bed death 

The point at which a lesbian has so many rescue dogs in there bed it is no longer possible for them to engage is sex acts with one another

They are just fostering that lab-pit mix but it will lead to lesbian bed death if he dosnt get adopted soon.

Lesbian bed death by Gmetz32 February 12, 2021

bed death 

When two people are together for a long time the gradually stop having sex

Riley and Tory experienced complete bed death a long time ago. It's a wonder they're still together.

bed death by summer meme sadness May 30, 2016