death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

by BuckyJ September 28, 2006

redwagoned

Feigning shock or surprise by current events in sports and entertainment, despite the obviousness of the statement.

I am redwagoned that Brett Favre unretired.
Tiger Woods had extramarital affairs? I'm redwagoned.

by buckyj May 24, 2013