deadhole

A deadhole is a glory hole in which a female is on one end, and a gigantic horse cock is on the other. The woman is then impaled by the horse cock. Hence the name "deadhole." It is also known as the horse hole.

Beth: "Hey Jenny, do you have plans this weekend?"
Jenny: "I'm going to the deadhole to get plowed by a gigantic horse cock and it will potentially (most likely) result in my death."

by Mr. Dinkum April 9, 2022

dadhole

The hole that your dad gave birth to you from.

Don't you have one?

Today in the shower I was cleaning my dadhole, unfortunately we all know they can never get 100% clean.

No, I haven't found my dadhole yet.

by Gartacus January 6, 2012

dead-hole

When a woman’s “hole” is no longer functioning or lacking energy or “action”

My husband wants to have sex with me and I was exhausted so I gave him permission to “fuck my dead-hole”

by Wittyrah December 19, 2017

dadhole

n: A father who is fed up with the new way to parent. Sick of car seats with expiration dates, sippy cups, months and months of diaper changing. Tired of having to do parenting duties he's not evolutionarily designed to do: see, cooking, grocery shopping, attending kid's birthday parties, child rearing etc

synomyn; everything Don Draper ("Mad Men") isn't.

They are a nice couple but he's a bit of a "dadhole." What I mean is, he doesn't like to change diapers, complains about the price of daycare and can't believe his wife can't sew.

by dadholeno1 October 23, 2011

Dadhole

A dad whos a complete and arrogant ass and doesn't understand anything.

WTF man, your a fucking dadhole to me!

by SmartAlec August 4, 2010

Deadpole

An individual with delusions of grandeur but suffering from whiskey dick, or Duree. A man who thinks he's a super hero while incapable of creating, sustaining or enjoying an erection.

He thinks he's Wolverine, but he is in fact Deadpole.

by West Coast Urbanite May 23, 2014