dadhole
Today in the shower I was cleaning my dadhole, unfortunately we all know they can never get 100% clean.
No, I haven't found my dadhole yet.
No, I haven't found my dadhole yet.
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dadhole
n: A father who is fed up with the new way to parent. Sick of car seats with expiration dates, sippy cups, months and months of diaper changing. Tired of having to do parenting duties he's not evolutionarily designed to do: see, cooking, grocery shopping, attending kid's birthday parties, child rearing etc
synomyn; everything Don Draper ("Mad Men") isn't.
synomyn; everything Don Draper ("Mad Men") isn't.
They are a nice couple but he's a bit of a "dadhole." What I mean is, he doesn't like to change diapers, complains about the price of daycare and can't believe his wife can't sew.
dadhole by dadholeno1 October 23, 2011
Related Words
Dadhole • dashole • Dabhole • Dadole • dadolescent • Danhole • Dasholer • dead-hole • Dad holster • Dad-Molested
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Dadole by theh0pester May 4, 2020
Danhole
A verbal pit one digs himself into by uttering facts or specifics best left unsaid. Danholes are typically dug unintentionally by the chronically stupid.
Dude, did he really just admit to spending the weekend in Vegas and not at his parents? Wonder how he is going to dig out of that DanHole.
alternative usage:
He just told my girlfriend I was with him at the strippers last night. How the f*ck am i going to get out of this DanHole.
alternative usage:
He just told my girlfriend I was with him at the strippers last night. How the f*ck am i going to get out of this DanHole.
Danhole by DontPassDan October 7, 2008
dadolescent
An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.
Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.
dadolescent by Katya Eye August 16, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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