dadhole

The hole that your dad gave birth to you from.

Don't you have one?

Today in the shower I was cleaning my dadhole, unfortunately we all know they can never get 100% clean.

No, I haven't found my dadhole yet.

by Gartacus January 6, 2012

dadhole

n: A father who is fed up with the new way to parent. Sick of car seats with expiration dates, sippy cups, months and months of diaper changing. Tired of having to do parenting duties he's not evolutionarily designed to do: see, cooking, grocery shopping, attending kid's birthday parties, child rearing etc

synomyn; everything Don Draper ("Mad Men") isn't.

They are a nice couple but he's a bit of a "dadhole." What I mean is, he doesn't like to change diapers, complains about the price of daycare and can't believe his wife can't sew.

by dadholeno1 October 23, 2011

Dadhole

A dad whos a complete and arrogant ass and doesn't understand anything.

WTF man, your a fucking dadhole to me!

by SmartAlec August 4, 2010

dashole

a dirty asshole;
sometimes used to mean douche in a conspicuous way

Mr. A is such a fucking dashole.

by gonffen December 10, 2008

Dadole

An insult towards a man who is homosexual and has a lot of arse hair.

Oi that Ben guy is an utter dadole, I think he likes men.

by theh0pester May 4, 2020

Danhole

A verbal pit one digs himself into by uttering facts or specifics best left unsaid. Danholes are typically dug unintentionally by the chronically stupid.

Dude, did he really just admit to spending the weekend in Vegas and not at his parents? Wonder how he is going to dig out of that DanHole.

alternative usage:

He just told my girlfriend I was with him at the strippers last night. How the f*ck am i going to get out of this DanHole.

by DontPassDan October 7, 2008

dadolescent

An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.

Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016