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The act of fucking someones partner during the day while the other is at work.
The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!

After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!

Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.

dayfuck by Lunicus December 11, 2006
Words you can keep

Daytucky 

The redneck section of Daytona Beach, Florida.
In Daytucky, the guys along Ridgewood Ave. have no teeth.
Daytucky by Gpac82 February 15, 2009

DaFucketh 

When you do not truly understand the meaning of life. (occurs in an existential episode)

A term used by teenagers in a mid-life crisis.

Pronunciation: 'Da-Fuk-Eth"
"DaFucketh" - Reese while questioning how she got in the position where she has to find the products of NaOH + AgNO3
DaFucketh by Spankiness May 23, 2022

Dayfucker 

1. One who fucks other people's days.
2. One who fucks other people's shit up, or otherwise causes general mischief.
Did you hear what Micky did to Ron?
Yeah, dude....that asshole was bread to be a Dayfucker.
Dayfucker by stephystranger August 11, 2015

dafuckup 

noun: meaning "shut the fuck up"

only g's can pronounce it the correct way


Barnes: Hey, ya need to cool ya jets.

Sal: dafuckup.
dafuckup by elliot2 March 19, 2009

Dafuckizdat 

Expression of confusion and/or Expression of great uncertainty
What dafuckizdat?
Who dafuckizdat?
Where dafuckizdat going?
Dafuckizdat by EpicOfChaos September 24, 2009
Used like "What the Fuck"

Or

The vagina as in "What do you fuck?"
Boy 1: Dafuck
Boy 2: Hey man i didn't mean it.

or

Boy 1: What do you fuck
Boy 2: Dafuck

or

(gets a bad grade)
Boy 1: Dafuck
Dafuck by dbmac December 16, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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