A small town full of rebels running wild. Also known as "Dirty Dirty" or "D-Town". Where the rednecks outnumber the gangsters and everyone got your back. The firemen are handsome as shit...well some of them, scenery is beautiful, food is great(except Hardee's) and the booze is endless! One might also rip some lips or shoot some tail.
by MooseKnuckleSandwich March 8, 2016
Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.
*In a job interview*
Interviewer: So where did you go to school?
Joe: I attended lower dauphin
Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.
Interviewer: So where did you go to school?
Joe: I attended lower dauphin
Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.
by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 21, 2011
A dirty ass school, with no damn respect for anyone. There are a few really nice kids who are actually crazy kids at the school but most are dirty, disgusting ass kids who are on welfare trying to make a living out the ass and only cares about peoples looks,(*ESPECCIALLY FUCKING RACE) Sizes of personal parts, Shoes, Other clothing and the gym locker rooms A.K.A Where you can get the good shit.(Not the lime green dildos you find in the girls gym locker room.) While the rest of the kids are lowkey fucking dirty ass bums trying to get laid by high schoolers after 7th grade.
{Pimple Faced Nigga}: Yo, He sellin for 10$
{His Bestfriend}: I rather sell for 50$
{Bestfriends Girl friend}: Yeah I would too, but not just that.
{His Bestfriend}: Wait.....WHAT!?!? Bae? Are you cheating on me?
{Bestfriends girlfriend runs away before shit pops off and decides to talk shit the next day to her friends.}
Bestfriend means: at CD EAST MIDDLE it means, See you later because I'm just going to forget you and hangout with some other people. Then, come back to school and act like I dont know you.
Girlfriend means: Your were just the last side hoe.
Central Dauphin East Middle: A hot ass mess that should be burned in hell. >:)
{His Bestfriend}: I rather sell for 50$
{Bestfriends Girl friend}: Yeah I would too, but not just that.
{His Bestfriend}: Wait.....WHAT!?!? Bae? Are you cheating on me?
{Bestfriends girlfriend runs away before shit pops off and decides to talk shit the next day to her friends.}
Bestfriend means: at CD EAST MIDDLE it means, See you later because I'm just going to forget you and hangout with some other people. Then, come back to school and act like I dont know you.
Girlfriend means: Your were just the last side hoe.
Central Dauphin East Middle: A hot ass mess that should be burned in hell. >:)
by Text back with a clap. July 11, 2018
A dolphin that Mrs. Mirville killed because she polluted the ocean and killed him and his music
R.I.P Viky, we love you
R.I.P Viky, we love you
Je suis Viky le petit dauphin
Tape tape tes nageoires oo lala leve les main
PROTEGE MOI
Viky le petit dauphin
tape tape sur ton museau plonge et viens faire un bain
AVEC MOIIIIIIIIIII
Tape tape tes nageoires oo lala leve les main
PROTEGE MOI
Viky le petit dauphin
tape tape sur ton museau plonge et viens faire un bain
AVEC MOIIIIIIIIIII
by Raphael haddad March 15, 2019
Lower Dauphin High School (LD) is one of the worst schools in the United States located in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania. Many students refer to LD as Slower Dauphin. Mostly white kids who are wiggers populate the school district as well as Ugly Sluts/Whores, Idiots and Trailer Trash. Some Principals at LD can not read English or any other language, the teachers often lose your work and the students are generally assholes. A group of people who hate LD made a group on Facebook, "LD, I rape the future" and some pictures that have the slogan "Lower Dauphin High School, Where your dreams go to die" have shown up around the internet. In spring of 2009 a teachers kid was caught snorting Adderall in one of the bathrooms. Many of the students at LD who do drugs get caught, The smart ones usually do not get caught. Drugs usually are the only thing that makes LD less of a nightmare. The food served at LD is usually low grade meat, pesticide saturated vegetables and greasy cookies. Most food items are under cooked. This asbestosis filled building is not a suitable learning environment and is truly not a place any parent should have to send their kids.
by MtnDewFiend July 21, 2009
Lower dauphin IS BY FAR THE WORST school district the teachers look like they just fucked in the bathroom and the guys are either on probation or a horndog. The girls are either a total bitch or ugly as hell! and the principles are like all creations from years of years of incest. Many of the students get in more trouble than doing good. The bully problem is off the charts high! One student was doing his vaporizer or "vape pen" and the damn thing exploded in his face and 3 other peoples face. The teachers can read english, cursive, or anything even if the neatest handwriting is written. Because of all the retarded kids here we call this place slower dauphin, where your dreams go to die. If you have a dream the teacher and principles and even guidance counselors shut you down this is by far the worst place and dont even get me started on the superintendent... she thinks she knows how to handle kids but 6 of every 20 kids either are doing coke in the bathrooms or smoking something... the white boys are dumb fucking wiggers and the girls are whores every guy probably have cabbage ass ... so do your self a favor ovoid slower dauphin and once more fuck you lower daupin
by Urban dumbfuck May 20, 2015
A French last name, altered spelling of French Dauphiné. A really rare last name that people miss pronounce a lot, especially public school teachers.
by Ñame December 15, 2020