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darkk_dyrek

A really nice person. Who is really fun.
darkk_dyrek by MysteryGamer March 8, 2020
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Darek is a car loveing moody man with the maturity and attention span of a 12 year-old. He has a heart of gold and the sweetest smile known to man. Darek is the kind of man that doesn't look for a nice ass or big tits, he loves your personality and smile.
Darek by Scupralover99 March 3, 2019
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A funny man when drunk. Usually tends to throw over the top compliments and forget everything in the morning.
Friend: You said i was beautiful last night
Friend2: Shit man, i was well dareked.
Darek by Rhymeyariver March 23, 2009
"that guy is a bit of a Darek"
Darek by Dzr99 March 23, 2009
Darek is a a good friend and a nice person he is the the type of person to be really nice and simp for a person they like ( ex you are a smart funny and pretty person) and get very close friends to them and then ask them out and still get rejected. And then be really mean and tell his friends that there family doesnt love them. but before the rejection he was a very nice good christian man who you can tell your secrets to.
'yo darek,' said tyrone. 'your family hates you no will never love you' said darek
Darek by BMX bandit123 November 25, 2020
The guy who meows on my lawn naked every Sunday
Darek: Meow, meow, meow.
Stan: Get the fuck off my lawn Darek.
Darek by BigSpender61 May 9, 2017
1)A Polish assclown.
2)Very Racist.
3)Prone to Niggerbeats.
4)A pathetic thief.
Uh oh... Darek is running from the Black people again, must have stolen some Yu-Gi-Oh cards...
Darek by Smart_People August 20, 2003
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