darienning 

Slacking, loafing, or in any other way avoiding an honest day's work.

What are you doing home at 3 p.m. on a Monday? I can't believe you're darienning when you should be working!

darienning by Tall'n'sexy May 6, 2015

darwinning 

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.

"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"

darwinning by laeiryn October 14, 2011

darlening 

when a girl that doesn't answer her phone

this twat is darlening me again!

darlening by redjaber August 15, 2006

Darrening 

To lose your mind and go in a rage for no real reason

Someone beat him at a card game and now he is darrening

Darrening by Not a tom May 9, 2020

Darianlingus 

Performing felatio on a dirty Anus.

I got drunk and performed darianlingus on all 7 bagpippers,...that motorcycles men's gad a Tarr bottyhole I noticed when I performed darianlingus on that brute.

Darianlingus by Daddy gary December 16, 2022

darrianning 

verb, To Darrian
Literally sucking so much Dick that you cant pronounce anything properly for many days after.

Everytime Im Darrianning I cant talk to anyone for a week

darrianning by Rchast October 9, 2016

Obama Spill Darkening Solution 

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

Obama Spill Darkening Solution by topmountain August 17, 2010