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darwinning 

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.
"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"
darwinning by laeiryn October 14, 2011

Darianlingus 

Performing felatio on a dirty Anus.
I got drunk and performed darianlingus on all 7 bagpippers,...that motorcycles men's gad a Tarr bottyhole I noticed when I performed darianlingus on that brute.
Darianlingus by Daddy gary December 16, 2022

darienning 

Slacking, loafing, or in any other way avoiding an honest day's work.
What are you doing home at 3 p.m. on a Monday? I can't believe you're darienning when you should be working!
darienning by Tall'n'sexy May 6, 2015

Darwinningly

(adverb)

Used to describe someone who is performing a demonstrably stupid act that is liable to get themselves killed and about to "win" a Darwin Award.

Related to the previously published, yet infamous "Darwin Awards."
"Suzy was darwinningly juggling flaming steak knives while ice skating."
Darwinningly by superGG January 22, 2019